It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he shaved USA in his pubs
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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