i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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