He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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