Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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