I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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