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  I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...

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• (631): View more from New York

  My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..

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• (561): View more from Florida

  No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you are like the bill nye of illicit activities

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm

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• (408): View more from California

  Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.

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