You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.