We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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