I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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