Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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