haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he high fived his dick after we had sex
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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