Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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