no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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