OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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