I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish I only lived at night.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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