i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
In America we eat man semen.
No subtext here. People are naked.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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