We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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