How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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