Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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