dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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