You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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