yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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