my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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