i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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