Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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