I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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