Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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