afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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