margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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