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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Don't EVER smell your tampon
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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