Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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