Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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