New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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