3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think people are normalizing furries
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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