Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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