If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I skipped work to stalk him.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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