I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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