You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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