My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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