you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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