What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can't turn off my feet"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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