so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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