I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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