wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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