wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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