officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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