So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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