Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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