didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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