Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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