it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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