Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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