im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This house was built for laser tag.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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