No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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