Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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